- A: Switch your seat so you can snuggle back in steerage.
- B: Tell your honey "See you in [somewhere across the country!]" and enjoy the free food, free drinks, and extra legroom guilt-free.
- C: Give the upgrade to your significant other so they can enjoy the perks of 1st class.
- D: Pay for your partner's upgrade so you can sit together.
- E: All of the above.
A: You are an awesome girlfriend/boyfriend that can't be tempted from your sweetie's side by mere human comforts. You may also just want to make people jealous as you hold hands for 5 hours and use your partner as a pillow. Bonus: You can make them take the middle seat and avoid sitting next to strangers!
B: You are secure in your relationship and you know that 5 hours apart isn't going to put a damper on a 5 day trip, and you're not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. Alternatively, you're just greedy and selfish (hopefully this isn't the case).
C: You're sickeningly sweet. You ride a unicorn as your car on rainbow paved roads. Or maybe you take sedatives on planes, so you wouldn't enjoy 1st class anyways.
D: You are rich. You aren't worried about spending a couple hundred dollars extra on an already-extravagant vacation.
E: Just kidding, this doesn't apply to this Completely Hypothetical Situation.
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Life sure is hard sometimes. ;)