Tuesday, June 28, 2011

the post vacation blues

This morning, I woke up gasping for air, sunlight streaming through my windows, thinking "SHIIT....ake mushrooms!"  Or something like that.  I somehow managed to sleep through multiple alarms, and woke up at 7:43am, with a work start time of 8:00am.  Oops!  Miraculously, I made it through the front door of the office at 8 o'clock on the dot (and with my underwear on straight too!), so no harm done.

Only problem is that now that I'm here, I'm spiraling into despair.  All I can think about is how much fun I was having 72 hours ago.  And how I have tons of laundry to do.  And I'm tired.  And nothing is exciting.  And how I took this Friday off so I could make fabulous holiday weekend plans, but then neglected to make any.  AND I have split ends.  In the words of a certain someone within the last week or so... "What are you complaining about now?"  But in all seriousness, I'm going through some serious Post Vacation Blues.  So I wrote a song (just imagine the harmonica going along with it):
Lindsey went on a fun trip (doo do do do dooo)
Partied on the Vegas Strip! (doo do do do dooo) 
Explored the Grand Canyon (doo do do do dooo)
She had a little too much Fuuuuuun!!!

But then she came home (doo do do do doo)
Her frustration grew (doo do do do dooo)
Working life she bemoaned (doo do do do doo)
Oh Lindsey's got... the Poooooooooooost Vacation Blues...


Yeah I don't know.  That's pretty much my poor brain could come up with in 5 minutes.  If you can't picture what I'm going for with this, you just let me know-- I'll sing a private show for you, complete with fake harmonica sounds and everything. 

L

PS: Just one more photo from Vegas appeared on my phone.  I made best friends with a Mafia guy from New York.  Sweetest old man.  We lectured each other about how to be a good Catholic and being nicer to vacation boyfriends until about 4am.  And then he gave me 20 bucks to play the penny slots.  Enjoy, because I'm taking this down tomorrow:

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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 28, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    Nothing is worse than PPD: Post Party Depression.

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  2. AnonymousJune 28, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    More fantastically fun writing just like I have come to expect from your blog =]

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  3. NicoleJune 28, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Story of my life in music video form:
    http://youtu.be/JxohJX9ElpE

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  4. AnonymousJune 28, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    How Vegas?

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  5. AnonymousJune 28, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    How Vegas?

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